Uhh...

So, I've decided to make one of these to give me something else to do in my spare time. I find that I don't write enough anymore, and I'm hoping that this can assuage this plight.

So, I'm not sure what to start with, but I'm just going to write some random stuff to begin.

So, I love zombies. I often find myself longing for an infection to spread that reanimates corpses and causes people to becomes flesh-hungry, mindless husks. I want this because it'd be like a never-ending source of stress-relievement. And not like those stupid "stress balls". Those suck. I hate them. I'd rather smash a blood-ravenous creature's skull in with a Louisville slugger.

I have a list of people that I'd want at my side during a zombie apocalypse... And it goes like this.

• Johnathan Thompson
• Daniel Alcaraz

Now, that's not because I love them more than any other prospective readers that were not included in the list... It's because they're more valuable than you in that situation. Johnathan has Army survival skills, as well as the fact that he's a god with a handgun, and he's a genius. Daniel because he offers the greatest companionship, and he's probably the best fighter I know.

The list is condensed to two because groups of two to four are the only way to go during a zombie apocalypse.

All I need is a bible, a gun, copious amounts of ammunition, and these three, and I'm ready for an apocalypse.

When Hell hath no room for the Dead... The Dead shall inherit the Earth.